If I Had Time for a Meme….

Posted on May 21, 2005 in Memes

This meme came from Sally and I just couldn’t pass it up. Not with those purples she is using on her site these days. Downright irresistable even though she didn’t finger me:

The Rules: The idea is to pick 5 and complete the sentences, then pass this little meme on to 3 more of your blog pals! But no tag backs!

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an inn-keeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be an astronaut…
If I could be a world famous blogger…
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
If I could be married to any current famous political figure…

And here are my renditions:

If I could be a missionary, I’d assume the Position.

If I could be a doctor, I would put George W. Bush on disability.

If I could be a llama-rider, I’d eat potatoes of many colors and visit Machu Picchu every year.

If I could be a linguist I’d carry on long conversations with myself, posing questions in Frisian and answering them in Quechua.

If I could be a world famous blogger I’d charge for the privilege of reading this blog and more for comments.

And now the fell finger points at….Will, etherealfire, and Joe.