Insert A Trite Metaphor for a Corral #18

Posted on January 6, 2007 in Roundup

We three kings of Orientar
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded and exploded
Which is how we traveled so far

Let’s see what gifts of the [[Magi]] have come today.

• US Army urges dead to re-enlist – Do they want Hussein to come back from the Beyond, too?
• Before Hanging, a Push for Revenge and a Push Back – Did we really fight hard to keep Hussein from being hung? – If we had reservations, why did we turn him over?
• Iraq PM warns over Saddam hanging – Someone needs to learn that loyalty is not the same as flattery
• Colosseum lit over death penalty – Fitting because this was where they used to kill criminals
• Cartoons protester found guilty
• Secular fundamentalists are the new totalitarians – I think there are many people striving for the honor
• Bahrain athlete loses citizenship – Absurd nationalism at its worst
• Concern over anti-obesity drugs
• Web plea rescues Canadian child – Does the wRong have a problem with this kind of child Internet access?
• Inventor of instant noodles dies – Remember the name: [[Momofuku Ando]]
• Starving Afghans sell girls of eight as brides – And we made things better here? — A little relief is needed
• Do your patients suffer from excessive yawning? – Does Frankincense or Myrrh do that?