Insert a Trite Metaphor for a Corral #42

Posted on January 30, 2007 in Roundup

Hundreds of thousands of people walk up and down the Capitol Mall. The next day, discussion about the war continue to reflect only the views of the pro-war crowd. Where the American people say the question is “whether or not”, policy-makers and pundits ask “How much?” Perhaps we should tell our congressional representatives not to watch television? There’s a campaign for the future.

• The century’s most compelling argument against the superiority of wealthy bloodlines, [[Paris Hilton]], filed a complaint against parisexposed.com. None-dare-call-her-an-actress Hilton hopes to stop the company from offering glimpses of the heiress’s home videos, medical records, and other possessions. Having heard and seen some of these, I can understand why she doesn’t want her vapidity known to the world.
• The rate of glacial meltdown is increasing. The BBC has charts and a series of pictures showing the retreat of one mountain glacier. But don’t let anyone tell you that there is such a thing as [[global climate change]]. It’s bad for business and, besides, pResident Bush does not believe in it. He can’t find it in his bible.
• Our eye on the heavens, the Hubble space telescope, shut down.
• An all-female contingent of peacekeepers has arrived in Liberia — from India. UN police advisor Mark Kroeker said “It sends a message to the post-conflict societies where we work that women officers can have any position and play any role in a police organisation.” Make a feminist happy: tell her about this.
• Greece isn’t forgetting the two hundred year old theft of the [[Elgin Marbles]] by Britain.
• Was Saturday’s march too tame? And should the demonstrators have dared to utter the word “impeachment“? It’s very clear to me that we’re not doing something right because politicians are not realizing that we don’t want the war but what, short of violence, is there for us to do? We need to think on these things.
• Bears in the Rockies are tense because of the lack of a canopy and food supply due to the mountain bark beetle infestation.
• Do you like to eat pasta that comes out of boxes festooned with little hares? Put the labels nose to nose with Kraft Instant Macaroni: “Annie’s has the same number of calories (Annie’s 270, Kraft 260), the same amount of sodium (Annie’s 550 mg, Kraft 580 mg), protein (Annie’s 10 g, Kraft 9 g) and fiber (Annie’s 1 g, Kraft 2 g), and a bit more fat (Annie’s 4.6 g, Kraft 2.5 g) and saturated fat (Annie’s 2.5 g, Kraft 1 g). But, you sputter, grasping at your last, best argument, “Annie’s is organic!” Not so fast, my friend. Only packages labeled organic are organic. Annie’s are labeled “totally natural,” which means, uh, which means … whatever you want it to mean, boys and girls!”
• White students at [[Clemson]] painted themselves black to “celebrate” [[Martin Luther King|Martin Luther King’s]] birthday. Is this conservatives’ dream the holiday’s future?
• Can you keep the queue moving in the game of Airport Security?
• What went wrong when Sealaunch blew up on the pad? I love how a press release merely states that “Sea Launch Experiences Anomaly during NSS-8 Launch“.

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Insert A Trite Metaphor for a Corral #41

Posted on January 29, 2007 in Roundup

One wonders if the White House did anything over the weekend and if the Congress is still meeting.

Insert A Trite Metaphor for A Corral #40

Posted on January 28, 2007 in Roundup

The news is mostly death — suicide bombers and insurgents. News coverage killing of 250 Iraqi rebels near Najaf strikes me as resounding with too much joy in the slaugher. At least they used the words “alleged” when they spoke of the insurgents’ intents. Meanwhile there is very little talk of what Hillary Clinton is up to after her first invasion of Iowa on Friday. Aside from Barack Obama, the media behaves as if there are no other runners for the presidency.

• Latin — which is spoken only in the Vatican — is dying out as a language following church reforms of the 1960s. “At the Vatican, bishops appointments are still written on [[papyrus]] in Latin as are letters of congratulations from the pope, but many bishops and cardinals write back asking for translations.”
• Great Britain is taking steps to regulate alternative therapists following concerns about sexual abuse by [[acupuncture|acupuncturists]] and [[hypnotherapy|hypnotherapists]]. ‘The ‘Barefoot Doctor’ – known to millions from his TV career, his range of products stocked by high-street chemists and a form of healing based on Tao philosophy – has been forced to issue an extraordinary statement admitting to having sex with ex-patients in the past.’
• California is trying to relieve overcrowded prison conditions by enticing convicts to transfer to institutions in other parts of the country. Still, the old gang ties keep jailbirds from accepting the offers: only 600 of a needed 19,000 takers have signed on. Of course, if we decriminalized possession and use of street drugs, this might become less of a problem. But there’s money in building new prisons.
• Egypt is not happy with a contest to name the [[Seven Wonders of the World]]. Zahi Hawass, head of Egypt’s Supreme Council of Antiquities, argues that the pyramids live “in the hearts of people around the globe, and don’t need a vote to be among the world wonders.” Contest organizers say that it is time to move into a new century. (The New Seven Wonders website)
• The Mercury News has launched an investigation into the police custody death of a bipolar man with a history of “suicide by cop”.
• Check out the ads that PETA is using to promote its cause. (Anyone for a little bondage thrill?) One shouldn’t be too surprised by these ads, I think, because the [[Animal Rights]] movement has long had an antagonistic streak about it. At the heart of its message is the implication that human reverence for human life is impossible without granting full rights (voting rights, too?) to animals. Let’s just say that the issues are more complicated than [[PETA]] wishes to acknowledge and that their use of rights models ends up aiding the causes of those who wish to dehumanize others. How many viewers of these PETA ads use them for mastubatory material, I wonder? The only realistic answer that a PETA activist can really give is “that doesn’t matter” and that answer, I retort, damns the movement. If you say “human rights are not important unless animal rights are guaranteed” then this is what you get.

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Insert A Trite Metaphor for a Corral #39

Posted on January 27, 2007 in Roundup

Anti-war rallies attracted tens if not hundreds of thousands across the country. Oh, I remember the days when we opposed the First Gulf War. But how lonely it was in the beginning of this one, when we had the absolute chance to listen to our own CIA and to the UN special investigatory panels. The new batch of war haters is “I supported this war in the beginning but –” and that is supposed to make them more sincere, more real than the opposition of those of us who never supported the war. It’s a bit like the rejection perpetrated by the witch hunters of the 1950s who villified anyone who fought fascism in the Spanish Civil War as “being too early”. I am afraid — given the tepid opposition from the Congress that we elected to stop this war — that we’re too late. Next stop: Iran.

• The defining issue of the 21st century is going to be religion, says Nobel laureate [[Wole Soyinka]] of Nigeria, and our challenge is going to be fending off all kinds of fundamentalism.
• Stephanie Simon resolved to live a life without whines and lasted all of fifteen minutes. I don’t think that the point is to avoid complaining: it’s to save the energy for the things that mean something.
• The aborigines aren’t going to like this: a cave yielding a museum’s worth of ancient Australian marsupial fossils appears to demonstrate that what killed off the biota was not climate change as previously thought, but newly arriving humans’ use of fire.
• Success is skin deep. In a similar story, University of Buffalo researchers say that they have “found the first evidence” that being rejected for the way you look hurts. Someone hasn’t been listening all these years if you ask me.
• An explanation of borderline personality disorder.

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Insert a Trite Metaphor for a Corral #38

Posted on January 26, 2007 in Roundup

Nancy Pelosi and John Murtha got to go to Iraq on a fact-finding trip. How long will it be before Republicans denounce this as a junket?

Insert a Trite Metaphor for a Corral #37

Posted on January 25, 2007 in Roundup

Pundits seem to only want to watch the [[Scooter Libby]] trial out of the corner of their eyes, preferring to spread their focus across a panorama of topics including Bush’s new Iraq plan, the indictment of Israel’s president, and the suddenly visible 2008 presidential campaign:

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Insert a Trite Metaphor for a Corral #36

Posted on January 24, 2007 in Roundup

Bush hemmed and hawed his way through the State of the Union, which I missed — intentionally. Folks said that the Democrats did better. But you undoubtably saw that.

Insert a Trite Metaphor for a Corral #35

Posted on January 23, 2007 in Roundup

A battle over lost cargo is dominating the British media while in the United States the trial of the Cheney aide who allegedly leaked Valerie Plame’s name has begun. Meanwhile the Academy Award nominations have been announced (and Babel received too many), so with that we shall begin:

• The 79th Academy Awards have been announced. I am cheering for Pan’s Labyrinth for Best Foreign film and Jennifer Hudson for Best Supporting Actress.
• While Elkit was sleeping, I sneaked into her blog and kyped this list of free online education resources.
• Check out the bemusing photos from the National March for Life.
• A member of Psychologists Without Borders is off to Cambodia to interview the jungle girl who turned up last week. Some experts dispute the claim that she had turned feral. Did child abuse by her policeman father drive her into the forest?
• Is Hounddog in violation of child pornography laws?
• Cyber-criminals are expected to use booby-trapped websites as businesses crack down on email gateways. “Lax security on US-hosted websites is one of the key reasons the US remains a hotspot for cyber crime, said Sophos.” Watch out for malicious downloaders that exploit security breaches in Internet Explorer and Firefox. Opera incorporates safety features as part of its basic package.
• Bruce Schneir suggests that full disclosure not secrecy is the best way to fight computer cracking.
• Counterspin features discussion about how conservatives are trying to coopt [[Martin Luther King]] by gutting his message. There’s also a piece on journalist Sarah Olson who is being subpoenaed for her interviews of Lieutenant Ehren Watada—the first commissioned officer to refuse to deploy to Iraq. Mp3 here and RealAudio here.
• The two Iraqs — Red and Green — are the topic of an interesting Counterpunch article.
• Following its anorexia claim against Keira Knightley, the Daily Mail has now resorted to the tired old tactic of red-baiting.
• Alpine glaciers have fifty more years of life as the world heats up.
• Microraptor gui, an early flying dinosaur, has been found to have dropped its legs to form a biplane-like configuration. (Also here.)
• The day may be coming when dentists don’t drill or jab.
• Alzheimer’s Disease can now be vaccinated against.
• Mandy Moore joins the legions of film stars who say that they have struggled with depression.
• Zoloft manufacturer Pfizer is cutting 10,000 jobs and closing 5 plants to deal with the challenges of generic pharmaceutical rivals.
• Antidepressants such as Zoloft and Prozac may make your bones more brittle.