The Slow Moving River of Crude

Posted on February 7, 2009 in Depression

Depression ((I’m not in one right now, just writing about it as part of an exercise from a book I am reading)) is a slow-moving river of crude oil. Contrary to what you have heard, it is not cold to the touch, but possesses the warmth known to the deepest mineshafts of the Earth. It covers you entirely and affixiates you. When you set it on fire, it turns into a mixed state and you can burn yourself to death.