25 Movies Meme

Posted on February 9, 2009 in Film Memes

This meme begins here.

It works like this: choose twenty five movies and write a one-sentence description for each. If you want to approach Dickensian lengths as you do, that’s fine, but it has to be one sentence and no more. You can choose whatever movies you want. If you choose to do this meme, you must reprint the rules and name the person on whose blog you saw it first.

1. A Beautiful Mind: Brilliant mathematician finds himself perplexed by the unsolveable equations of his own delusions.
2. The Seven Faces of Doctor Lao: Tony Randall undergoes multiple makeup changes in charming caricature of multi-generationed Chinese sorceror.
3. My Life as a Dog: Youngest son withstands mother’s death and obnoxious older brother, barking some of the way.
4. Hiroshima Mon Amour: French actress explodes with nuclear passion over a Japanese architect in the dark streets of the glowing night city.
5. The Shooting Party: English gentry enjoy some killing where the savory targets don’t shoot back the autumn before the First World War.
6. The Day of the Triffids (1963): Humankind is blinded by a cosmic storm and eaten by an equally blind, but mobile plant.
7. Emperor Jones: Low man on the railroad becomes the king of a Caribbean island, but the natives work their magic on him when he becomes a Papa Doc then tries to run away with the loot.
8. The Pajama Game: Union fights management in this story of those who sew our bedclothes — with not a single nude scene or episode in bed.
9. Hilary and Jackie: Genius at the cello loses her mind and then control of her muscles to multiple sclerosis while her flute-playing sister lives a rather plain life.
10. The Trojan Women: Survivors of the war become its booty and argue about who is at fault, who must suffer what.
11. Suspicion: “Monkeyface” knows he’s a wastrel, but marries him anyways, then wonders why he’s asking her mystery novel-writing friend about undetectable poisons.
12. A Good Woman: Mrs. Windemere has a fan and another of a different sort that she doesn’t know about.
13. Gone with the Wind: Rebel romance that rewrites the history of the Civil War and Reconstruction to suit lovers of seamy bodice rippers.
14. Oyster Farmer: Robber puts his haul in the mail and waits on an Australian river but the loot floats away, leading him to pursue a fortune with a hard shell.
15. Le Placard (The Closet): He’s a wimp, but when they start thinking he is gay, everyone thinks he is virile and even the office bully tries to win him.
16. The Bridge: Someone is watching when they jump and tries to find answers to the Big Question.
17. Picture Bride: He mailed away for her, but he cheated on his photograph — at 43 he’s an old man — and now she’s stuck cutting sugarcane in Hawaii.
18. Le dîner de cons (The Dinner Game): Their little game is to bring the most idiotic people to their weekly soiree for some private laughs, but Francois’s toothpick castles pale in comparison to Pierre’s hidden lunacies.
19. Winged Migration: Flap flap flap — Emperor penguins have nothing over these feathered aeronauts trained by the best Lorenzian imprinting techniques.
20. Open Your Eyes: He’s horribly maimed in an automobile accident engineered by the ex who doesn’t want him to love the sweet little, doe-eyed thing he stole from his best friend, but then experiences an unbelieveable recovery through the wonders of medicine — really unbelieveable.
21. Amadeus: When Mozart was my age, he’d been dead for 18 years — I stole this joke from Tom Lehrer — and this is how a jealous rival engineers the haunting that killed him.
22. Eyes Wide Shut: Guy has no luck in this one — when everyone is trying to get him to be bad he’s too decent and when he decides to throw chivalry out the window, he either finds potential lovers unavailable or gets into trouble with the naked power elite.
23. Fargo: Just how far will the desperate manager of the auto dealership go and just how long will it take for the pregnant cop from Paul Bunyanland to catch him and his cronies in this examination of the banality and sheer patheticness of Evil.
24. Memento: Brain-damaged investigator gets his clues from notes, polaroids, and tattoos, but he can’t remember how this got started and neither can you until the end.
25. Rashoman: Sitting out a rainstorm beneath a rashoman gate, a monk discusses a trial with one of its witnesses and ponders the immutability of the Truth beyond the mutability of eyewitness testimony.