Pax Nortona – A Blog by Joel Sax
From the Land of the Lost Blunderbuss
Month: January 2003
Divine BDSM?
Posted on January 6, 2003 in Mailbox Myths & Mysticism
Jesus said that he didn’t bring peace, but a sword: this fellow pulls out a fragmentation grenade and lets me have it.
Tanya Raises Her Sights
Posted on January 6, 2003 in Crosstalk
Question: how does Tanya know how hard they are? Has she been walking up to women and feeling them?
Cordwood
Posted on January 6, 2003 in Weather
Last night, the dry storm blew down a hefty liquid amber.
On Prozac Horror Stories
Posted on January 6, 2003 in Psychotropics
Human bodies aren’t turned out on an assembly line with interchangeable parts as the critics seem to want you to believe: we’re different enough that what helps one person can harm another. Doctors know this.
Feast of the Epiphany
Posted on January 6, 2003 in Festivals
It’s your last chance to say “Merry Christmas Joel” and make it meaningful, darn it!
Severe Storm Warning
Posted on January 5, 2003 in Weather
Earlier they said that the gusts blew over 45 mph and were worst in the foothills. Like we needed to be told that.
For the Morbidly and Not So Morbidly Inclined
Posted on January 5, 2003 in Pointers
If you liked my last collection of quotations, you may also enjoy this one, which is on the specific topic of Death. It’s at City of the Silent.
The Origin of Toothache
Posted on January 5, 2003 in Dentition Myths & Mysticism
Painful imagery, eh? See. You can never trust a god!
Queen of the Throwaway Comment
Posted on January 5, 2003 in Crosstalk
In my feint at humor, I inspired pain. But I believe our friendship is all right.
Dreams
Posted on January 5, 2003 in Dreams
Does he keep us all in a Grand Central Station locker like the aliens that K has in Men in Black II?
Testing Jaded Ju’s Theory
Posted on January 5, 2003 in Whimsies
Vaorerkd, sao dxcvuiq, klocz. Fdsaldxcklal?
A Worry
Posted on January 4, 2003 in Grief
Four months after his dog died, my father suffered his fatal heart attack.
