Pax Nortona – A Blog by Joel Sax
From the Land of the Lost Blunderbuss
Month: August 2003
The Other Recall
Posted on August 19, 2003 in Gray Davis Recall Pointers
We’re not the only place in the world having a recall.
Giving Arnold a Chance
Posted on August 19, 2003 in Gray Davis Recall
Arnold has been weighed in the balance and found wanting. He is NOT the best qualified candidate.
Interviews
Posted on August 19, 2003 in Interviews
I’m also willing to be interviewed again. Post up to five questions in response to this topic if you’re interested.
Questions for Desert Viking
Posted on August 19, 2003 in Interviews
What have you stormed and what have you burned in your life?
Dead End
Posted on August 18, 2003 in Book of Days Neighborhood
At the end of my street are a sidewalk, a hedge, and a wall.
Questions for Jeremy
Posted on August 18, 2003 in Interviews
Do your arms ever get sore from boxing with the world all the time?
The Great Ape Molester
Posted on August 18, 2003 in Gray Davis Recall Morals & Ethics Scoundrels
If Arnold becomes governor, expect the State of California to be wrapped up in sexual harassment lawsuits due to his behavior for years to come.
Litany of the Doll
Posted on August 18, 2003 in Frustration
…when I see the doll flap its jaw and people react to the doll, not me, I feel very sad. The doll gets all the attention.
Dream
Posted on August 18, 2003 in Dreams
We were keeping elephants in our backyard. One of them was getting very naughty. The bad elephant’s name was Phyllis. When I outside, she tried to stomp on me. She tried to get into the house. I shut the door so she couldn’t follow me and checked on her by looking over the fence from the front yard. She sulked. Our cats begged to go outside into the yard. I tried to prevent them, but they slipped past me when I opened the door to throw the elephants a couple of bales of hay. The cats managed to avoid being stomped on when she chased them all over the yard. I let them back inside. Lynn came home and I said “You know what your silly cats did? I can tell you this: they’re glad to be back in the house.”
The grass in the back yard was black and rough. The elephants had stomped ice blue holes in the turf.
Right Wing Roaches
Posted on August 18, 2003 in Attitudes Roach-B-Gone
They call me “Communist”, “disloyal”, and “coward” because they’re outrageously afraid of me. Me — who packs no gun, who pays his taxes, who speaks out against any violence including violence against them. How much more irrational can you get?
Questions for Andrea
Posted on August 18, 2003 in Interviews
Does blogging about the cruel absurdities of your age help you to cope? Do you sleep better at night because of it?
