Posted on January 9, 2006 in Crosstalk Stigma
When you use that whip, the bruise spreads far.
Posted on January 8, 2006 in Humor? Pointers
Teaspoons vanish without a trace.
Posted on January 7, 2006 in Quizzes
I was worried that I’d come up as Titus Andronicus….
Posted on January 7, 2006 in Hypocrites
I think there are plenty of things which God could have smitten Sharon over, but pulling out of Gaza isn’t one of them.
Posted on January 6, 2006 in Anger Body Language Psychotropics
You are one sorry boy, Mr. Sax. Should we donate your body to Science now? You can board the meat wagon out back….
Posted on January 5, 2006 in The InterNet
It doesn’t hurt to stoke my ego a little bit.
Posted on January 5, 2006 in Driving Hatred The Orange
I am passed on Portola by a high clearance black chevy truck.
Posted on January 5, 2006 in Xenartha
UC Irvine students are pitching in to help bring a real anteater – the school’s beloved mascot – to Orange County.
Seniors graduating in 2007 have made bringing the anteater to the Santa Ana Zoo the goal of their class gift, said Michelle Williams, associate executive director of the UCI Alumni Association.
Their effort contributes to an ongoing project at the zoo to build a half-a-million dollar grasslands exhibit to house greater rheas, guanaco, and the Giant Anteater – which would be a new addition.
I hope they name him Spout.
Who needs cat or squid blogging when anteaters combine the best qualities of both?
Happy Last Day of Christmas.
Posted on January 4, 2006 in Compassion Mania
We bipolars have a penchant for acting in a histrionic manner.
Posted on January 4, 2006 in Bulletin Boards Responsibility
If they blogged, who would read their stuff?
Posted on January 3, 2006 in OCD
I pick at my navel, the bridge of my nose, my chin, and my toes.