Mmmmm. Spam!

Posted on December 12, 2002 in Mailbox

Can’t you smell it? That lovely, greasy, ashy scent of Spam hot off the mail filter?:

• Commemorative President Bush and 9/11 Bills 6799Z-5 – (wait until we get the bill for all the military adventures he’s costing us)
  
• Sandra fucked a horse for ten bucks krud
  
• NEW Three Stooges Talking Wall Clock
  
• Your Mini R/C Car is Ready to Ship
  
• See chics suck horse cock foou
  
• prostate health
  
• Shed those unwanted holiday pounds
  
• I was in tears prisonhistory – another one caught by a spam trap
  
• Lose weight while you sleep
  
• Don’t even THINK of copying this…
  
• Did you get your cash?
  
• The BUG is back!
  
• They pay you to drive a new card
  
• “Want A BIG Penis?”
  
• Are you tired of being short? – Yeah, it’s so depressing to be 6’4″ and having Shaq looking down on me
  
• Friend , Still Working for Money? – Another one who hasn’t read my blog
  
• two girls no guys sounds good – Forward to Karen and snaily^
  
• 250 Business or Pleasure Cards
  
• White teeth in one week
  
• You can grow your own money tree
  
• How to make money selling air ?
  
• keep your money – Thanks. I will.
  
• BrunoB is the next Jon Holmes – Gads! Where does he buy his pants?