Year: 2003
AC Man
Posted on July 25, 2003 in Encounters Weather
When I saw him dragging himself up the stairs, his skin blown dry like the sandstone ridges that jut out of the hillsides around these parts, I offered him a cold Coke.
Darrell Issa’s Criminal Past
Posted on July 25, 2003 in Accountability Gray Davis Recall Scoundrels
“I confronted Issa . . . . I got in his face and threatened to kill him, and magically my car reappeared the next day.”
Declaration
Posted on July 25, 2003 in Site News
I reserve for myself the right to end conversations.
Britney Spears Revisited
Posted on July 25, 2003 in Celebrity Folly Watch Privacy Sexuality
I owe Britney Spears an apology for what I said the other day. She did not deserve to be called a whore.
Locker Room Towels
Posted on July 25, 2003 in Adolescence
The sweat of a thousand reused socks concentrated in a single off white eighteen inches by three foot piece of stiffish corduroy cloth.
Elephant Mutters
Posted on July 25, 2003 in Fact-Dropping
I learned that elephants speak in very low voices, lower than our hearing can discern, but audible to them at distances of up to four miles.
Return of the Air Conditioner
Posted on July 25, 2003 in Weather
As those who saw the pictures I displayed of my immediate environs know, we’ve been having light cloud cover.
Talk
Posted on July 24, 2003 in Book of Days
Elephants talk, in very low tones, beneath the range of the human ear. That’s why they have big ears
Hunting Confirmed?
Posted on July 24, 2003 in Folly Watch Morals & Ethics Sexuality
Living in this world of violence pornography, surrounded by men who love it, can we really say that she is making a fully informed choice?
Humility vs. Belittlement
Posted on July 24, 2003 in Agnosticism Attitudes
Where humility aids you in gaining a true sense of yourself, belittlement merely turns you into a tool for others.
The Future….
Posted on July 24, 2003 in Class Folly Watch
“I am sick and tired of you imposing your morals on the rest of us. Everyone should have the right to live the lifestyle he or she chooses.”
Hunting Women
Posted on July 24, 2003 in Crosstalk Folly Watch Morals & Ethics Sexuality
Civil libertarian that I am, allowing as I do the expression of many bizarre practices as long as they do no harm to those involved, I must scream that willing or not, this harms not only the woman who runs but all women.
