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Month: April 2003

Not Getting It

Posted on April 19, 2003 in The Orange

I wanted to stand up, point to the guy, and cry to the instructor: “Flunk that man! He’s not getting it!”

One Trick Pony

Posted on April 19, 2003 in Roach-B-Gone

Where I come from, there’s a word for people who can only harp on one thing: a one trick pony.

Icon

Posted on April 18, 2003 in Book of Days Prose Arcana

A white marble-monument, a pyramid with a gigantic bead perched on it, ten feet past the last twisted stand of manzanita.

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Sermon on the March:
Beatitudes for the American “Christian”

Posted on April 17, 2003 in Morals & Ethics Satire

For a contrary view on the meaning of Christianity, read Matthew 5: 3-11.

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A Date Passed

Posted on April 17, 2003 in Milestones

I don’t consider myself an expert on married life. I do, however, recommend it when you choose carefully and thoughtfully.

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Deep Down

Posted on April 17, 2003 in Book of Days Nature Neighborhood

The habitable part of our condominium ends its fall from the sky at a long seam separating its concrete foundation from the tarred over asphalt of our cul de sac.

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Crazy Tracy Under the Knife

Posted on April 17, 2003 in Milestones

Keep your hearts open for the success of Crazy Tracy’s surgery.

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Free to Criticize?

Posted on April 17, 2003 in Censorship War

A very clear case that the guns of our government aren’t being pointed in defense of our freedoms but in direct assault against them.

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Falling from Grace

Posted on April 16, 2003 in Adolescence Book of Days

I only learned what a dick was because boys drew graphic pictures of the things all the time — hair, urine, and wrinkled skin — and pointed.

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Personality as a Casualty of War

Posted on April 16, 2003 in Blogging

It’s dead stuff, lifeless, removed, experience that isn’t experience at all.

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New Goddess Proclaimed

Posted on April 16, 2003 in Whimsies

Someone has to protect the bitches.

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Blast from the Recent Past

Posted on April 16, 2003 in Pointers

Conversation got hot in the comments for my Open Letter to Jeanne d’Arc.

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